My Common Man

My Common Man

Common Man: Father, you screwed us. What the hell is happening down here? You said screw the bad, they removed Bush; do well to blacks, they elected Barack.

GOD: Son I understand. The real problem is in my manufacturing dept. I often ask to make humans; but these days, either idiots end up with creatures possessing high intellect in Obamanomics or with a disorder, Obamaphobia. And Obama is half black!

Common Man: Hmm. Can you explain the chaos in the gulf?

GOD: Definitely. Refer the chart below to understand the Oil Concept.

Readers can refer to the most apposite and reliable source, Google (Nevertheless, users have started questioning its security), for the chart of God.

Apparently I found this tournament a real jack of all rides.

Eventually, it's not the common man who needs money, power or oil. This fraternity want some peace (not the one that NATO and UNO keep talking about).

On the likings of Dj (Amir's character in RDB), I found, there are two kind of people.

• One who just wants to live, even if it feels like shit head (The Common Man)
• Other, who wants control over the shit heads (Manmohan)

And then I met the third kind,

Students of Bushology and Obamanomics.

P.S.: Bushology- The science that deals with the Bush language.

“We have a firm commitment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a

firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe." - George W. Bush

Obamanomics- The science that deals with the likings of Barack-a-doodle-doo!

Satyameva Jayate

Sometimes I don't understand The Great Indian Political drama. May be I lack the wisdom of a superhuman like

Khushwant Singh. How to show the anger or control the laughter on the statements given by the statesmen of India?

I just couldn't control those tickles and giggles of mine when a politician from Assam, Hemant Sarma quoted,” I am not God. So I cannot fulfil all the promises I made to the voters".

The point not being what these so called socialists make, but is that we are still following them and continue to put our burden of hope on these incompetent shoulders. "Mr. A. Raja told me that the auctioning was done in a fair and adjudged manner", quoted by Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh, indeed. I just don't understand the ridiculous media that always poke its nose in such reconciling matters. It would have been lovely to see friendship taking zenith.

Perhaps, this time I've thought of voting with a wish list of mine:

• Make J&K a state like other (Article 370, a scrap)
• No N DealTake more initiatives like NDTV for Saving Coastline and Anna Hazare's Jan Lokpal Bill
• Eradicate Mrs. Pratibha Patil (first ever President of India with a criminal background)
• Make JPC (Joint Parliamentary Committee) be more authoritative and sharp
• One civil code for all Indians, irrespective of their religion
• OOPS! aren't these points misleading today’s politicians (they were told something else when they joined the Political Industry)

Then I found to my amusement that people who vote too belong to another endangered species, "Do whatever you want, coz I’m fool by birth!” And that’s Democracy :), We the people, By the people.

Kisan Bapat Baburao Hazare

Kisan Bapat Baburao Hazare

I write this article to show the brighter side of a tenacious soldier, a social reformer, and a Right to Information crusader, Kisan Bapat Baburao Hazare.

Recipient of PADMABHUSHAN, PADMASHRI AWARD is one of India's well-acclaimed social activists. A former soldier in the Indian army, Anna is well known and respected for upgrading the ecology and economy of the village of Ralegan Siddhi which is located in the drought prone Ahmednagar district of Maharashtra state.

Any government never wants to decentralize its power and hand over power to people. Many politicians think that decentralization of power will lessen their importance, status and respect. So the Government was reluctant to make legislation for Right to Information.

Finally, with zeal of ‘do-or-die’, Mr. Hazare went on fast-unto-death on August 9, 2003 at Azad Maidan, Mumbai. He decided that unless the Act is passed by the Government, he will not end his fast; rather he will sacrifice his life for people’s rights.

The Government of Maharashtra felt that his resolution is firm and He would not step back from his decision of ‘do-or-die’. On the 12th day of his fast, the Government of Maharashtra got the Bill signed by the President of India and enacted the law of ‘Right to Information’ in Maharashtra. The Act on ‘Right to Information’ is a revolutionary step towards strengthening democracy.

A common man of such strength, stature and self zeal is fighting for the other Common man. Is the zest to fight for the right lost? Has the dark preceded? Isn't might is right?

I have taken an initiative to contribute my part in this movement. I want to feel the passion of fighting for Rights.

Youth- not merely a word but a collective power to overcome the tyranny. People, start playing your part. Let's join hands to ignite the power that lies within.

Can I say that a new Era has begun?