My Common Man

My Common Man

Common Man: Father, you screwed us. What the hell is happening down here? You said screw the bad, they removed Bush; do well to blacks, they elected Barack.

GOD: Son I understand. The real problem is in my manufacturing dept. I often ask to make humans; but these days, either idiots end up with creatures possessing high intellect in Obamanomics or with a disorder, Obamaphobia. And Obama is half black!

Common Man: Hmm. Can you explain the chaos in the gulf?

GOD: Definitely. Refer the chart below to understand the Oil Concept.

Readers can refer to the most apposite and reliable source, Google (Nevertheless, users have started questioning its security), for the chart of God.

Apparently I found this tournament a real jack of all rides.

Eventually, it's not the common man who needs money, power or oil. This fraternity want some peace (not the one that NATO and UNO keep talking about).

On the likings of Dj (Amir's character in RDB), I found, there are two kind of people.

• One who just wants to live, even if it feels like shit head (The Common Man)
• Other, who wants control over the shit heads (Manmohan)

And then I met the third kind,

Students of Bushology and Obamanomics.

P.S.: Bushology- The science that deals with the Bush language.

“We have a firm commitment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a

firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe." - George W. Bush

Obamanomics- The science that deals with the likings of Barack-a-doodle-doo!