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Thursday, May 28, 2015

3 Latest Musketeers

So what all this fuss about marriage as soon as you cross 26. Okay ya, even I thought that my parents are super cool until 22nd July, last year. Someone told me marriage is full of restrictions. You either die young or married else see yourself becoming old and grumpy all alone. But no one tells you the story of what happens until you die. Lets assume I know three people. Bittu Banwari, who is not going to live for more than, say;3 years. Second one, Bhanu Chudasama is of course married, because her family wanted her to die a slow death and the third is my friendly neighborhood, The Grandpa, living next door.
Now Banwari is a guy who live in slums of India originating from Patna. My non-Indian folks can go and watch Slumdog Millionaire to know more about Slums. Banwari has this fantasy of going to Bangkok and banging chicks there before he gets banged by life. Hot girls in Bangkok is what he keeps hearing from his friends all the time. Apparently, he is saving money for this purpose. What he does for a living? No, he does not sell movie tickets in black. That will be stereotyping him. He also does not happens to be a small time smuggler. Perhaps, he sells pan masala at a bus stop. Why only chicks of Bangkok? Well may be as they say; one life, make it large.

On other hand Bhaanu is an underrated, over hyped IT professional apart from being a Gujju girl, married to Jiten Chudasama. Her only aim in life was to get married apart from being an independent girl. She achieved it. What she is doing in this story? Well that's the next part. How I know her? She buys smoke and condoms from Banwari's shop apart from the pan masala. What to say, Banwari keeps it all. The fantasy of her life, which is on the verge of having say no to sex, is to get a divorce from Jiten and live a separate life. Date men, boys, girls, women, drink, puke, sky dive, bungee jump, climb mountains and bang every one along the way. She thinks she can do this all but the stand alone factor that keeps her at the rim is the society. The paradox is the way society keeps faith in you to allow your life being ruined by another jerk who can do the same to you, without being even noticed or bothered. 

The Grandpa living nearby is another classic example of what to do and what not to do in life. He got it all from life. A successful business, five bungalows, and four wives, (God! The last one was a hot girl of tinsel town). No wonder he had a marvelous life. He is 84 now. Living in a 1 BHK apartment in New Delhi, all alone. As he says and I quote,"Yes, I had all the fun I wanted but what I miss more is the essence of true love my first wife had for me." I could sense the fun he misses and the fun he missed. At 84, he lives it all, parties, boozes, eat everything he wants, go places he wants, with just that one regret of doing this all alone.

Asking myself what I want from life, what I am going to have from it, I am clueless. Lives of Banwari, Mrs. Chudasama and Grandpa have nothing in common but that flavor of love that was always missing. As far as I am concerned, after being dumped in the last weekend of 2010, I am going to propose this awesome girl tomorrow morning. I hope she says. And yeah, I am the guy who gets his hand down on weed with all these three.




Friday, May 22, 2015

And I Met the Girl with Yellow Stole, Again…

Three years have passed, and I am still there in that rain, fully drenched with longing eyes. Every now and then I get lost among those curls of her hair playing around with her cheek. Rain was dousing us both, but at that moment, my soul was touched by those tiny drops. I still remember the wind that came to me, touching her. That aroma made me forget all my tension. I don’t remember anything that happened before that moment or anything that followed after that. What I remember, is a beautiful girl battling up with her stole, her curls and her umbrella, all at the same time against the strong wind. God bless that wind. I still don’t know whether she saw me or not. Of course she did not. But maybe she did. What if she did? Oh! I must have been ignored. After 25 years of mere existence, I was believing in and admiring God’s creation that night. Since then whenever it rains, I travel back in time. The rain that gave me a memory of life time.

Well one more thing I do remember which happened that night. My office laptop was stolen while I was admiring The Creator's creation where technically he was supposed to watch my back. Logically, you have to deal with your own shit, Creator's prime teaching. Anyhow, I am still stuck with Mr. Dixit (Dick-Shit, as we all know him to be) who is now a Project Manager. We don’t work in the same line of business, can’t say whether I should be thankful to that. Indeed I am stuck in this project because still, a team member. Apparently, there are strong rumors that I might be the next Project Lead. So in a way, Dick-Shit gets to screw me directly now. At least I was about to witness some growth in my life. Today, the moment I entered my office, Himanshu came running to me and whispered about a hot girl waiting for me near my table. A young girl, young enough to be an intern, was waiting for me. Well, frankly speaking Himanshu finds every second girl hot, but Oh lord! She was hot. All those Yo Yo Honey Singh’s songs that tells you how hot his girl friends are started to play inside me. She was Varsha, and she was hot. I sat and we discussed about her internship. I was supposed to be her mentor until, DickShit laid his reptile eyes on her.  And introduced me to our new Project Lead, Chitralekha. 
And on her very second day in office, she scolded me and the hot intern for being late. She was just like her name, uninteresting, bland, and prosaic. May be I was over reacting because she was offered my position. Days were passing, and then a whole month passed. I was about to become a walking dead. Dreary eyes, long work hours, no motivation to even jerk off, until Chitralekha asked me to join her over a cup of coffee in canteen. Because it was then where she made an atomic explosion like comment, “I remember you watching me on that rainy night while you were losing your laptop bag!”

What the fuck did she just say!